13 days from first diagnosis, to removal of tumour by surgery and hence being cured.
17 days in hospital
42 staples
16 stitches
18 stomach injections (not pleasant)
45 blood samples
6,000 calories in 16 days
10 kg lost
2,000 blog visitor 2,000 was Joanna my secretary. I don’t know why she wanted to see Marilyn naked, probably fancied a change.
25 Technicolor yawns.
2 erections during bed baths. The first one was 3 days after the op and the pretty young nurse discretely left the room suggesting a mint tea which she brought in and left me alone to compose my self. She came back 5 mins later and said “Well, how did that go down?”
5 maximum pain score reached out of 10 during my whole stay (apart from chundering).
100 days to earliest next poo.
120 days to start of hockey season!
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Don't forget 1 great guy, 3 fab family members and several hundred well deserved friends! Love ya,
ReplyDeleteFrances and Skip xoxoxox
Trust you '120 days to start of hockey season' indeed. Not if Marilyn has a say in it!
ReplyDeleteSo pleased you're safely home, a flower amongst the flowers.
But I bet you are really counting the days until you can say 'good morning bottie' once again. Well done sweetie, you've been a total star throughout all this and so have Marilyn, Oli and Jen bless 'em.
See you soon.
Lots of love.
Lynn D xxx
Glad to see you are home. Dont forget ABs AGM this weekend and 2 games of hockey, so don't be late. Will make sure Marilyn that it is not Merlot.
ReplyDeleteLove to you both.
Jon!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a lovely weekend, I'm sure your butt was in dear need of some sunshine! :)) Just to clarify it wasn't me that 'undressed' Marilyn - I am sure I was 1999. The spotlight should be focused on Chris Stone.
Hope to see you soon!
Love,
Joanna
The most pure of notes are made with a plectrum
ReplyDeleteJon's singing can only be called a bad spectrum
His choirmaster said "Jon
Leave this choir now, anon
Such sweet songs before, now you've wrecked'em"
So Jon - lots of stats, but what about the farting? Has that really ceased, or is there a score you can report? If farting is no longer part of your arsenal, how do yo clear a room of people in future? I am thinking about the time at Epping High (Combined Phys Chem I think) when you emptied the class before the teacher had a chance to speak - quality stuff!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Martin (holding breath)