Now that things have settled down I have been able to try different types of bags. Here are a few of my reviews to date.
String Bag 0/10
The name says it all. Useless
Golf Bag 1/10
Cumbersome but a handy compartment for the balls
Gladstone Bag 3/10
Very comfy but I am left with this inexplicable hatred for Disraeli
Hoover Bag 8/10
One of my favourites, particularly at the dinner table.
Sleeping Bag 6/10
Excellent capacity but causes drowsiness.
Hand Bag 2/10
Convenient but leaks through the fingers
Love, Jon ; x
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Twittering is a step too far for us !! Can just about manage to blog.
ReplyDeleteHope you are still improving, it sounds as if you are. Will try to think of some more bags you can try, Mike suggested a paper bag!!
love Jane
Jon, I think you're onto something here ...Other bags (which can also be used as concealers) Camera bag (whilst on holidays), School bag (school reunions and other weird gigs), Zip lock plastic bag (multipurpose and for genral use), Garden refuse bag (they are strong, especially the heavy duty orange ones), Body Board bag (used on conjunction with Camera bag for holidays), Matt came up with shopping bag (readily available, very portable and free) .. I think we should put the challenge out to your followers to see how many we can come up with !!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are doing well .. Hi to the family..
Keep up the positive vibs and don't bag too many people (pun there)..
Adam, Vikki (who claims to be your favourite niece) and Matt
Fantastic! Keep the ideas coming. Another benifit is if the shopping bag gets too heavy I can always get a pensioner or spotty youth to help me carry it to the car.
ReplyDeleteJon ;
Rat bag,
ReplyDeleteOld bag,
Scum bag,
Swag bag,
Rag bag,
Duffle bag,
Laundry bag,
Wash bag,
Pig bag,
Doggie bag,
Party bag,
Stick bag,
Sandwich bag,
Oxford bags?
And how could I forget, the airline sick bag.
ReplyDeleteNot to be outdone in the Colonies..........
ReplyDeletebread bag (sarnie anyone?)
overnight bag (for the occasional sleep over)
toilet bag (with it's obvious benefits)
gym bag (adds a whole new meaning to push ups!)evening bag (watch out for sequins - painful!)shoulder bag (convenient but uncomfortable)
tote bag (speaks for itself)and finally,
hockey bag (lots of room for the stick!)
Frances and Skip xoxoxoxox
A nosebag doesn't bear even thinking about but was wondering about a saddle bag, something sturdy for those times when you just want to horse around. A bagboy could carry it round for you.
ReplyDeleteBagpipes would certainly attract attention and make up for any dimunition in your farting capacity.
A baguette would have absorbent qualities and double as a codpiece that would make Freddie Mercury blush.
Also, have you considered a haggis . . .?
Or what about a sack?
At Christmas you could have a cheery red and white Santa sack. When you're feeling down, a blue sad sack would be appropriate: you could go to France and exclaim "sackre bleu!".
If you're feeling fiesty you could go and sack Rome. I once worked for the Colostomy Council but I quit because - you guessed it - they were going to give me the sack.
Excellent efforts.
ReplyDeleteI think I will settle for a plain and simple bum bag
Jon ;
Well after all those clever and witty ideas I just can't be arsed to come up with anything x
ReplyDeleteA bit off topic, but is anyone else getting worried that 4,000 visitors is approaching.....?
ReplyDeleteI'm worried because there might be more naked Beales !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFrances xoxoxox
can't speak for Skip..........